Gracie’s Letter to Santa
This year I decided to be proactive and send you a letter. I hate to tell you but I have not gotten even one good gift from you. The worst gift was the green, furry, LOUD toy that about scared the life out of me. I still shudder when I look in my toy box and see it staring up at me from the bottom. What were you thinking the year you gave me bones that were made of something called Nyla? Definitely not from the animal kingdom. Or rubber barbells that were too big for my mouth? Seriously, why would I need a barbell? This Christmas how about giving up on the toys and go for a package of Greenies and some real turkey? I believe in you Santa and on Christmas morning I promise to do what I have always done… dash into the living room expectantly wagging my nub tail and hope that you got it right.
Thank you and Merry Christmas,